Mike: Yeah, it is scary. It’s terrifying.
Especially when I’m in love with a psycho like you.
Especially when I’m in love with a psycho like you.
Abby: I am not a psycho!
Mike: I just told you that I loved you,
and all you heard was “psycho”.
You’re the definition of neurotic!
and all you heard was “psycho”.
You’re the definition of neurotic!
Abby: No! The definition of neurotic is a person
who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts,
compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments
without any objective evidence of...
who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts,
compulsive acts, and, and physical ailments
without any objective evidence of...
Mike: Shut up. Yet again,
I just told you I’m in love with you and you’re
standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.
I just told you I’m in love with you and you’re
standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson.
Abby: …You’re in love with me. Why?
Mike: Beats the shit out of me. But I am.
—The Ugly Truth (2009)
